Welcome to the Melissa's Journal, I Just Don't Get It post. This is my current list of pet peeves, moments of frustration, and downright annoyances. I've decided to model this year's post after the Academy Awards, which were broadcast last Sunday. No, I didn't watch the telecast, but being that the only thing that changes each year are the nominees- with the exception of Meryl Streep- I can imagine exactly what happened; from the monologue, to the tearful speeches, to the orchestra music to end the speeches, to the dresses I will never be able to afford and have no place to wear.
And the Award goes to...
Most Annoying Celebrity: This year's award is special in that it is going to an entire family, rather than my usual picks of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan or Denise Richards. This year I choose, the entire Kardashian Family. Honestly, why are they famous? The only one who should truly be famous is Bruce Jenner, for his Olympic success, not for being step dad to an insipid group of narcissistic women.
Most Annoying Television: Reality TV...all of it. Yes, I know there are a lot of you who like Reality TV. I, however, do not. I refuse to watch TV that makes people be judged and voted off. The only time a person should be judged is when they are on trial, or part of my annual blog.
Most Annoying Athlete: I know you're thinking I'm going to pick Tiger Woods here. Yes, he's had a bad year and has made some awful choices, but I'm going to, rather, choose a man who I thought would never make this list, Michael Jordan. I was a huge Michael Jordan fan, at one time- in fact, my room was decorated with a mixture of Michael Jordan and Jon Bon Jovi posters, no joke. However, I was truly disappointed while watching his Hall of Fame speech. It was a disservice to anyone who has believed him to be a role model.
Most Annoying Politician: Well, in a year when there's been a lot of talk of change and health care reform and "you betchas," politicians are easy to find annoying. My choice for this year is, John Edwards. His cheating and lying and covering up are a disgrace to families everywhere. My hope is that Elizabeth Edwards will continue fighting her cancer and live a happy life with a man who treats her the way she deserves to be treated.
Most Annoying Celebrity Couple: Jon and Kate Gosselin. No, they are not what I consider a celebrity couple, like Brad and Angelina, but they are in the public eye. My advice...keep your kids' lives private and let them grow up without a camera following them around. Don't air your divorce on tabloid TV and for Heaven's sake, Jon, act like the father of eight. Did you never watch Dick Van Patten on "Eight is Enough?" I don't remember seeing him on a Boat Cruise with a dying-to-be-famous twenty-year-old.
In Memoriam Segment..........
I'm going to take a brief break to say that this year has been one of extreme loss for my family. We lost my uncle, Pat, and grandpa within two weeks of one another. I love them both and will miss them forever. My condolences also go out to anyone who is grieving the loss of someone in their lives. Please know that my thoughts are with you.
I further want to recognize Farrah Fawcett, because if I don't, Ryan O'Neal and half of Hollywood will be pissed at me.
Personal Grievance Awards.....
Most Annoying Dog Walkers: This is a repeat award and one I must address again. If you are walking your dog, clean up their mess! I often find dog crap in my yard, or on the sidewalk in front of it, and further, I don't think my children should have to dodge it while running to the park. Seriously, it was funny in, I Love You Man, but in the real world, it isn't.
Most Annoying Parenting Moment: When I've finally finished cleaning up the dinner dishes and one or more of my children comes and asks me for a snack. "You just ate," I say. "But I'm hungry," They whine. Also, when I sit down to eat and everyone starts asking for seconds. I begin to feel like the mom in, A Christmas Story.
Annoying War Protesters: There is a time and a place for everything. Do Not Ever protest the war at a military funeral. It is cold hearted and disrespectful. No one wants to bury their Soldier, let them grieve in peace.
Thing That Really Ticks Me Off: Criminals on the Streets...another repeat winner. Most sex offenders should never be released from prison. Keep them there so society is safe. Don't release dangerous criminals...Four Lakewood Police Officers would still be alive today if a career criminal had been kept behind bars.
The Final Year-End Annoying Award Goes To: Homeowners Associations. If you've had one, you understand. If you've never dealt with one, count your blessings.
Thank you to all those who read my blog. I encourage you to leave a comment if you have something that really bothers you, because chances are, it bothers other people too. As you all know, I'm not a confrontational person and these opinions are not meant to irritate anyone, they are my opinions alone. Have a great year and please, remember to use your turn signal and don't speed in school zones or down my street.
And the Award goes to...
Most Annoying Celebrity: This year's award is special in that it is going to an entire family, rather than my usual picks of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan or Denise Richards. This year I choose, the entire Kardashian Family. Honestly, why are they famous? The only one who should truly be famous is Bruce Jenner, for his Olympic success, not for being step dad to an insipid group of narcissistic women.
Most Annoying Television: Reality TV...all of it. Yes, I know there are a lot of you who like Reality TV. I, however, do not. I refuse to watch TV that makes people be judged and voted off. The only time a person should be judged is when they are on trial, or part of my annual blog.
Most Annoying Athlete: I know you're thinking I'm going to pick Tiger Woods here. Yes, he's had a bad year and has made some awful choices, but I'm going to, rather, choose a man who I thought would never make this list, Michael Jordan. I was a huge Michael Jordan fan, at one time- in fact, my room was decorated with a mixture of Michael Jordan and Jon Bon Jovi posters, no joke. However, I was truly disappointed while watching his Hall of Fame speech. It was a disservice to anyone who has believed him to be a role model.
Most Annoying Politician: Well, in a year when there's been a lot of talk of change and health care reform and "you betchas," politicians are easy to find annoying. My choice for this year is, John Edwards. His cheating and lying and covering up are a disgrace to families everywhere. My hope is that Elizabeth Edwards will continue fighting her cancer and live a happy life with a man who treats her the way she deserves to be treated.
Most Annoying Celebrity Couple: Jon and Kate Gosselin. No, they are not what I consider a celebrity couple, like Brad and Angelina, but they are in the public eye. My advice...keep your kids' lives private and let them grow up without a camera following them around. Don't air your divorce on tabloid TV and for Heaven's sake, Jon, act like the father of eight. Did you never watch Dick Van Patten on "Eight is Enough?" I don't remember seeing him on a Boat Cruise with a dying-to-be-famous twenty-year-old.
In Memoriam Segment..........
I'm going to take a brief break to say that this year has been one of extreme loss for my family. We lost my uncle, Pat, and grandpa within two weeks of one another. I love them both and will miss them forever. My condolences also go out to anyone who is grieving the loss of someone in their lives. Please know that my thoughts are with you.
I further want to recognize Farrah Fawcett, because if I don't, Ryan O'Neal and half of Hollywood will be pissed at me.
Personal Grievance Awards.....
Most Annoying Dog Walkers: This is a repeat award and one I must address again. If you are walking your dog, clean up their mess! I often find dog crap in my yard, or on the sidewalk in front of it, and further, I don't think my children should have to dodge it while running to the park. Seriously, it was funny in, I Love You Man, but in the real world, it isn't.
Most Annoying Parenting Moment: When I've finally finished cleaning up the dinner dishes and one or more of my children comes and asks me for a snack. "You just ate," I say. "But I'm hungry," They whine. Also, when I sit down to eat and everyone starts asking for seconds. I begin to feel like the mom in, A Christmas Story.
Annoying War Protesters: There is a time and a place for everything. Do Not Ever protest the war at a military funeral. It is cold hearted and disrespectful. No one wants to bury their Soldier, let them grieve in peace.
Thing That Really Ticks Me Off: Criminals on the Streets...another repeat winner. Most sex offenders should never be released from prison. Keep them there so society is safe. Don't release dangerous criminals...Four Lakewood Police Officers would still be alive today if a career criminal had been kept behind bars.
The Final Year-End Annoying Award Goes To: Homeowners Associations. If you've had one, you understand. If you've never dealt with one, count your blessings.
Thank you to all those who read my blog. I encourage you to leave a comment if you have something that really bothers you, because chances are, it bothers other people too. As you all know, I'm not a confrontational person and these opinions are not meant to irritate anyone, they are my opinions alone. Have a great year and please, remember to use your turn signal and don't speed in school zones or down my street.
1 comments:
Okay so you should win the award for funniest blog I've read in a long time. Totally agree with you on most of the stuff. You know my pet peeves...but if people would stop writing lol after lame status's or texts I would be perfectly happy. But seriously I laughd out loud at this joke...and I'm not afraid to write all the words. :)
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