I'm approaching my high school reunion. I'll leave you guessing as to how many years it's been. What I can tell you is that when I graduated, leg warmers were so yesterday and big bags were totally in. I can also tell you that although I'm no longer able to solve a geometric theorem, I have more life experience, which makes me a lot smarter. Then again, maybe it just makes be better to have in your corner during a really tense argument over whether Bon Jovi or Def Leppard was a better rock band.
Here's what I know for sure...
Bon Jovi was, and still is, the greatest rock band of all time. Although "Pour Some Sugar On Me" was kind of cool, it will never top "Livin' On A Prayer".
Adam Levine should wear more plaid.
Christina should not wear a dress with a button holding her cleavage together. When she does, the camera should return to Adam.
Regina/The Queen is completely and totally evil. Her motivation for being mean is lacking and I really wish she'd let people live happily ever...well, you know the rest.
Ink is overpriced, and therefore, there should be less about the Kardashians in print.
Lost left some people, namely me, a little bit lost in the finale. Calling Mr. Echo. Ahem, Mr. Echo...Mr. Echo.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz is a comic genius.
Cee Lo is totally making the contestants "an offer they can't refuse" when he pets that white cat.
Aside from keeping the house clean (maybe just my house) anything is possible, so keep reaching.